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  • The Count of Monte Cristo (1844)

    10 /10

    The greatest revenge story ever written and somehow also a meditation on whether revenge is worth the man you become to get it. A thousand pages and not one I’d cut. Dantès’ patience is the real masterclass — the trap takes years to close and you feel every one of them. “Wait and hope.” I’d hand this to anyone who says they don’t read.

  • 1984 (1949)

    9 /10

    Gets quoted to death precisely because it got everything right. The horror isn’t the surveillance — it’s the editing of the past, the deliberate murder of the word. The last line still lands like a punch.

  • Dune (1965)

    9 /10

    Worldbuilding that makes everything after it look like a sketch. Ecology, religion, politics, and a hero story that’s secretly a warning about hero stories. Dense, demanding, worth it.

  • Crime and Punishment (1866)

    8 /10

    Three hundred pages inside one guilty man’s skull and it never stops being gripping. The fever-dream prose is the point — you don’t read his guilt, you catch it. Heavy, but never a slog.

  • The Alchemist (1988)

    6 /10

    Everyone’s favourite book to gift and I’ve never quite felt it. The fable is fine, the “follow your dream” message is fine — it’s all just fine. A 6 and a shrug. Maybe I read it at the wrong age.

  • Atomic Habits (2018)

    5 /10

    One genuinely good idea — systems over goals — stretched across three hundred pages of repetition and stock anecdotes. Could’ve been a great essay. A 5: useful, but I resent how long it took to say it.